Marriage Proposal

This is an actual letter (taken from the Times of India ) in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement.

Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am seeing your advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on you and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.

I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna . I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna Road . I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly.

Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.

I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am.

I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere.

I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands.

Madam, if you are marrying me, I am telling you, I will be hardly loving you everyday. If you are not marrying me then I will press you and press you until you come. I am at your feet and slowing looking up, with hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply why because I am stiff with excitement and anticipation.

Expecting good answer and replies to me in the future.

Namaste.

Thanks

Meaning for A to Z

BOY: A, B, C

GIRL: What?

BOY: Always Be Careful

GIRL: ahan then?

BOY: D, E, F, G

Girl : ??

BOY: Don't Ever Forget That

GIRL: ForGet That

BOY: I'm H, I

Girl: What H, I ?

BOY: Happilly Inlove

GIRL: so

BOY: J, K, L, M, Just Keep Loving Me

GIRL: and how about N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z ?

BOY: No Other Person Quite, Reasonable, Shall Treat U Very Well Xcept me You'll

Zee

Love Stories

One girl looking out her window, one boy walking down the street. He didn't know it at the time but when she saw him her heart skipped a beat.

...One girl playing outside, one boy doing the same. He didn't know it at the time but she wanted to find out his name.

One girl getting hurt by many boys, one boy mending her heart. He didn't know it at the time but she loved only him from the start.

One girl standing outside, one boy asking her out. He didn't know it at the time but she never had any doubts.

One girl loving a boy, one boy loving a girl. He didn't know it at the time but he was her world.

One girl's heart breaks, one boy moves on. He didn't know it at the time but her love for him wasn't done.

One girl tries to win him back, one boy doesn't care. He didn't know it at the time but she wouldn't always be there.

One girl leaves for college, one boy stays where he's at. He didn't know it at the time but her heart was breaking in half.

One girl's heart is missing, one boy has it you see. He doesn't know it right now but the two of them are meant to be ♥

Touching Story

Touching Story:

A Boy loved a Girl But the Gal Hated him..
Boy said that he'll change her Hatred into love & said that he'll Stand in Front of her House Till Next 100 Days..
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Storms n Rains came but the boy didn't moved..
The girl startd fallng in love with him on 99th day..
Girl decided that she'll say that she also Loves him..
With the rise of Sun of 100th day the girl Went out but the boy wasn't there..
She found a paper on which it was written
"U Sit At home And Enjoy ur snacks... I got committed to ur neighbour...."

MoRal-Wen u get love..Respect it and keep ur attitude inside d pocket....

Like if u lyk d story nd d moral:D

The Perfect Man

"The Perfect Man.."

Gives Her One of His T-Shirts to Sleep In,

Give Her One of His Hoodies; ......To Wear so everyone knows 'She's Him's..'

Leaves Her Cute Text/Notes..

Tells Her, She Looks Beautiful..

Looks Into Her Eyes; When He Talks to Her..

Lets Her Mess with His Hair..

Touches Her Hair..

Just walks around with Her..

FORGIVES Her for Her MISTAKES..

Looks at Her Like; She's the Only Girl He Sees..

Tickles Her, even when She Says, Stop..

When She Starts Swearing at Him, He Tells Her; He Loves Her..

Lets Her fall Asleep in His Arms..

Gets Her Mad, then Kisses Her..

Stays on the Phone With Her, Even If She's not Saying anything..

Teases Her and lets Her Tease Him back..

Stays up all Night with Her When She's Sick..

Watches Her favorite Movie with Her..

Lets Her Wear His Clothes..

When She's Sad, Hangs Out with Her..

Lets Her know; She's Important..

When Falls in Love with Her, Tells Her..

& When He Tells Her, Loves Her Like He has Never Loved Someone Before..

HIDDEN CAMERAS in TRIAL ROOMS

How to detect HIDDEN CAMERAS in TRIAL ROOMS ????

In front of the trial room, take yr mobile and make sure that your mobile can make calls.....

Then enter into the trial room, and make a call. If u can't male a call, there is a HIDDEN CAMERA....!!!!!

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This is due to interference of fiber optic during signal transfer...

Plz share it with all girls to save them and even with boys to save their sisters/friends/lovers.....

Don't feel shame to share this MSG. It's our duty....

Kids LOVE letter

Kid's LOVE letter:

Dear pinki,

I love u. My dream i see u. Evrywhere u. U no, i live no. I come red shirt tomorow. U love i, u come red frock. I wait down mango tree. U no come, I jump tree. Sure come.

Yours lovely,

...tinku

UKG.. C. Sec...

Girl replies...

Darling,

Your letter mummy see.. papa beat me n lock my room door,i no come, u no jump. i love u too.

your's lovely

pinki

UKG B. SEc.

A Sweet Story

A Sweet Story:

Once a girl askd a boy-Y we have units to measure Weight,Height,Force,Speed,Dist

ance etc. Bt nothin to measure Luv,Trust, Frndshp..

Y??

Boy thought for a while,

Took her in his arms,

Lookd into her deep eyes nd said-

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Dekh

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Dimag mt kha.

Already physics me fail hun.. :-P